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You’re really just to stupid to understand….we’re from your government, and we’re here to help….
Dear readers, if that doesn’t give you the heebiejeebies, go back to bed, pull the blankets up over your head and stay there….you’re part of the problem!
Beware of jackleg politicians and the endless braying of recreant liberal jackasses!
Be mindful these professional retailers of falsehoods and snake oil peddlers don’t have you so fitly trussed and gagged, all you can do is stand there scratching your ass, blathering like some addlepated nincompoop, while they turn the Country into a smoking wreckage.
Beyond humbug, everyman jack of them, is convinced you’ll believe almost anything….with the right mix of charm, charisma, bluster, hyperbole, marketing and persistence. There are no stings of conscience or pangs of doubt in their great effort to obscure and obfuscate the truth. There are no lucid moments in their madness, and there is no better soporific and sedative than their relentless jabberwocky.
For the muddled, befuddled and barely there, for all you myopic little troglodytes lost in all the fuss, feathers and foofaraw, try, in one rare moment of profound perspicacity, to wrap your brain around the idea, the trammels of your freedoms are being forged with premeditated treachery, and your friendly farrago of iniquitous Bolsheviks are still pandering to the unworking, indolent and full fed sluggards that batten like leeches on the backs of the hardworking.
Now, I hate to be one sticking pins in liberal bubbles, but this is one ugly, radical administration. Those people are not your friends. It’s time you wake up and see through the shabby fraud and tawdry politics. Don’t be swayed by all the wind and piss….it ain’t good!!!

Um….okay….sure, ‘Change’ you can believe in.
Are you kidding? Tawdry motives, backdoor politics and sleazy characters….I’m practically giddy with excitement. It’s an administration chocked with toadies, humbugs and kool-aid drinkers. Cheeky government fuzz balls, working tirelessly on the people’s new make over.
Yeah right…. into some idyllic misfit toys, saved for their own twisted political pleasure!!
Lets say, just for grins and giggles, we forget the insolent heedlessness. Forget the hubris, jabberwocky and hapless incompetence. Forget the castles in the air bullshit, the masquerades, charades and endless hypocrisy, it doesn’t change the fact, that Obama and his pugnacious little malcontents, are still really seriously annoying.
Though, with events of late occurrence, the smug looks of toads breakfasting on fat marsh flies has given way to a cacophony of howls, groans and vociferous lamentations, be mindful, there is mischief afoot.
Led by the little tin god Obama, his allegiance of radical fans, and a political career that has proved him a bungling amateur, our liberal cretins have been made the fogy monkey. They tugged on Superman’s cape, pissed in the wind and didn’t like it. But this is not finished. Plodding through the shadows like ubiquitous spooks, these cockroaches will crawl from the wreckage.
These are eager, hot headed, impetuous, impudent little nasties, hellbent on your slavish obedience to a government you can’t control. Yeah, they got a wake up call and some black eyes, do not be fooled by the bluff and bluster. We are a people run afoul of our government. The brouhaha continues…..stay tuned.

It’s not likely I’ll ever be seen on television. You’ll probably never hear me on the radio. I’m not sanctioned by the government, and I’m not part of the tailored, laptop and latte media crowd. Nope, just one small city peckerwood with an opinion.
You can find me almost anywhere. A bible in one hand, a gun in the other and a tea-bag clenched in my teeth. You see, I’m America! I’m the one, that carries in his blood, the history of a people that changed the world. And don’t get your panties in a wad, but I just don’t believe, living without government, is the curse of some wretched life.
Yours are the lies of delusion, blind folly and reckless impulse. You would lead us down a path to ruin, following the empty pleas of political demagogues, touting the most fallacious and dangerous doctrine ever to have been put before men. You claim the will of the majority, however ignorant and prejudiced, that must be taken as gospel.
Well, I hate to burst your bubble….but it ain’t gonna’ happen. Now you might think, I’m just some goober with three first names, with nothing better to do than sit on the front porch swilling Budweiser, but somewhere, in your twisted little liberal brain, keep in mind, this peckerwood will be voting in soon. Cool huh? Your scrawny political butt is in my hands. And damn the bad luck…since the law would probably frown on burning you at the stake or covering you in tar and feathers, I’ll be counting the days to November. Oh, and just so you don’t feel to poorly, we’ll give you credit for the shovel ready jobs you will have created when ‘we the people’ start slinging all that liberal bullshit from Capital Hill. Gee…thanks boys!!

Watching Democrats, enamored of themselves and groping after their moldy futilities, you sometimes have to feel divided between the impulse to laugh out loud or the equally inviting impulse to seize the dry, skinny throats of these morons and just throttle the living daylights out of them on the spot. Those dorks are the classic examples of the old adage, ‘power corrupts; absolute power.. corrupts absolutely.’
It is mind-numbing to think just how delighted beyond measure these wretches really are, while we are made the unwilling participants in the stupid antics of their tawdry politics. Covering their lies with indignation and an irascible temperament, there is little or no hope these snake oil peddlers would somehow have a lucid moment in their madness.
Never hesitating to proffer government as the panacea for all our domestic ills and a cure for the malediction of our pitiable little lives, our political cretins believe power of any sort carries its immunities, and one can’t rise to the top without incurring a few unpleasant necessities and perhaps a little hissing.
You have been dismissed, denigrated, mocked and discredited, by Democrat and Republican alike. We are afflicted by compromise, and the willful betrayal of fidelity. Freedoms are forsaken for the benefits of personal power, and political weasels act with a temerity bordering on fool-hardiness.
And through it all, you have remained strong. The only thing this Administration has succeeded in stimulating, for all its lies, honeyed phrases and fervent protestations, is the outrage of the American people. Left with the gritty and startling clarity of betrayal and ambition, the time has come to remember, that YOU, carry in your own blood the history of a people who changed the world.
History is repeating itself, and the fight for our freedom today, against the oppression of government, is a contest we can ill afford to lose. Lets take OUR great Nation back. Good fighting Patriots!!

Dumbfounded by the unbelievable things people believe, there are still those so void of intellectual honesty they cannot see the clear truths their own evidence forces them to admit, or, that common experience makes it impudence to deny. Hidden in their perfect masquerades of virtue and feigned compassion, they are obliged to satiate the rapacity of political wretches by plundering the good and generous of this Country.
Weasels and malcontents eager to glut themselves, all the while contemplating the transformation of America, in whose dust they hope the principles of freedom and choice would be buried. Mise-en-scene for a newer and ever widening circle of government thieves and mercenaries to batten on the helpless.
In a an Administration, chocked with candy-assed twits and scofflaws, Obama’s ‘reign of horrors’ has gone beyond reason and convention, leaving the White House the only place on this planet, where such a sullied perspicacity of vision is praised in no measured terms by those in power, and their collective stupidity is not seen as a handicap.
With malice aforethought, the trammels of freedom are wrought, the inmates are running the asylum, and we have become a people fallen afoul of this new government.
Woe is me, hapless that I am, so fitly trussed, left to contemplate my future as some dutiful little drone in some cretin’s idea of social justice. How delightfully fatuous! We do not all find life difficult. We are not all so grim or taciturn, longing for that vacuous idleness and wasted life, flattering the languid to imagine they are richer than they are, having the good fortune to live as obsequious little umpa-loompas waiting for their government chocolate.
Vexed by this government’s petty importunities, repelled by their arrogance, and disgusted by the hypocrisy, I take great delight in counting the days to their end. This government has perverted and polluted everything good in this country, but the time is fast approaching when the strong and courageous patriots of this great Nation will save her from these incompetent, radical nasties. I find it strangely titillating anticipating that moment. Are we there yet….?

Push the handle…flush them out….and put some fresh water in the bowl. The fitting end to our not so well intentioned “Hoax and Change” miscreants….and my New Year’s resolution!! My heart requires it and living demands it. I am driven on by choice, and I must needs go that the devil drives! Freedom does not suffer the foolish gladly. Brooking the mordant wit of querulous congressional malcontents, are we to be led with dull consent into insipid misdoings and shabby achievement? Would you choose rather to live like some fawning Obama parasite….or some idyllic misfit toy for the liberal’s twisted political pleasure?
Choked on dog-eared arguments and snake oil promises to make you look smarter, feel better, put gas in your car, educate your children, pay the mortgage and kill the weeds in your lawn, our dodgy little friends in Washington would like nothing more than your lazy despondence or jaded indifference.
Coveting some crepuscular collective of the socially engineered, mired in hypocrisy and engorged with mindless drivel, they will drag us to it. Obama’s perfidious scamps have sometimes perverted and often trivialized your freedoms. They have marginalized your relevance, and dismissed your resistance. An ostensible goodwill concealing slur-footed ironies and tiptoe malices, they would push the camel’s nose under the tent.
Will you cower like abused children, needing to be coaxed from your hiding places, fearful of paper tigers that have confused some temporary power with ideas of their own greatness? Impressions are not fact. Often vexed by the arrogance and audacity of this administration’s liberal weasels, their impudence and reckless disregard will be an undoing of their own making.
While personal freedoms and choices are concepts that Congress can’t grasp, the time will come when we will hear their wailing and gnashing of teeth. The time is coming when, we the people, will save our Country from this government. Be strong patriots….while we may suffer the scurrilous blustering of rancorous liberal nasties and factitious scribblers, victory will be ours!
NOVEMBER 2010 is closer now than ever!!!

In a bewilderment of lies and half truths, and so wholly engaged in a prescriptive doctrine that is not supported by rational argument, Democrats are so engorged with their own arrogance and audacity, that graft, bribery and other such skulduggery are the things of the day in this administration. With a phenomena that can’t be explained by the laws of logic or common sense, soft-witted, doddering liberals, with their secrets and arcane fascination for a government whose record of failures is so blatantly obvious only the terminally stupid could ignore it, will make certain the facts never get in their way of the wanton and calculated desire to dominate your life.

Are you really so willing to trust your future to those politically maladroit and haplessly incompetent miscreants on Capital Hill? I mean, you’ve really gotta have some serious brain damage to put your faith in the concocted facts, fuzzy mathematics and discredited science in this administration’s masquerade of virtue and compassion. And if you are one of those, well, put yourselves out of misery and let the rest of us end this charade of democracy. Those cretins in Washington are so full of pretense as to be a travesty. I think it’s time all of us who can see through their shabby fraud to put an end to their tawdry politics.

Goaded to a frenzied cacophony of cackles, hoots and wails, querulous congressional weasels and their collection of liberal rabble have always been taunted by those with the wherewithal to think for themselves. Questioning boldly, holding to the truth, and speaking without fear…the liberal’s bugaboos most hated.
Yeah, they’ll scream and cry. They’ll remind us of the gazillion lives we’ll ruin for standing in their way, and perhaps even accuse us of hastening the demise of millions….bodies falling in the streets everyday because WE would not go quietly into the land of the socially engineered.

Um….ok…..yeah, I can live with that. Living with the obligation of reverence “expected” for some whacko who thought he’d transform this country…..naw, the liberals can keep that bullshit!! Keep fighting patriots, this is by no means settled. The more we expose the truth, the faster these progressive little cockroaches will crawl back into their dark, odorous bog of political ineptitude and intellectual dishonesty to lick their wounds, ‘as we the people’ bring a brilliant and bold end to their political careers.

Yep, dark days are upon us. Ya just gotta remember, it isn’t about running from the storm……it’s all about learning to dance in the rain! Yeah….ok….so we’ve got some really gnarly dirtballs hellbent on extirpating your freedom. And sure, there’ll always be some acrimonious little bastard lamenting his fate, because we just don’t care to support his lazy ass. Get over it. It is what it is…..certainly nothing to get your BVDs  in a knot. We can ill afford the luxury of yielding to our personal feelings, or allow emotion to react without the benefit of intellect.

We have a President that’s already proved himself a bungling amateur. We already know he’s up to his slimy little eyeballs in hypocrisy and deceit. And there’s little doubt, that he or his sycophantic morons would sell their mothers to give some spurious legitimacy to an unrelenting, injudicious profanation of the people’s trust.

Are you all so wonting of understanding, you’re still surprised by all this? Quit sniveling. Bluff and bluster notwithstanding, perdition does not await those who disagree with Washington’s liberal meatheads.  We are not some idyllic, misfit toy saved for some radical’s twisted political pleasure.

But, we are not without weapons. You see, I have flying monkeys, and I’m not afraid to use them.

No really, all we need for these querulous little munchkins is the truth….OOOOHHH YEAH, just like water on the wicked witch. Come on, admit it….melting nasty little liberals….how fun would that be?

Don’t live in fear all your life….stay focused on the end game….go play in the rain. The truth, will prove our perfidious left wing friends, the fallen victims of their own temerity. Take a deep breath…..and don’t get lost in the smoke and mirrors.

Predictably adept in the quiet arts of hornswoggling and the surreptitious, you’d pretty much have to be  politically brain dead to expect this administration to be any more transparent than mud. It’s time to wake up and smell the coffee people. It isn’t that Obama has broken his campaign promises, he’s just  kept all the campaign promises he ever intended too. Live with it!

Don’t be distracted by the tomfoolery. They have spent you and your children into debt, and the truth is they have run out of our money. They know, that we know, they can’t carry on choking the most productive bits of our economy to fund the aberrant engorgement of a useless and unproductive administration, wantonly spending what we do not have.

Wailing  that politicians don’t listen, people forget the clear truths that their own evidence forces them to admit, or, that common experience makes it impudence to deny…. there is nothing more to these scandalous mercenaries, save the gritty and startling clarity of betrayal and ambition. Inasmuch as some people might hate admitting it, Washington’s perfidious little weasels don’t really care what we think.

Choosing to mock, deride and dismiss the very people they are loathe to serve, they have awakened a hardly concealed disgust  in the hearts of more than a few possessing the wherewithal to think for themselves. We are not all the willing gregarious little animals wonting of some darkened socialist collective, nor are we a people bound by some ludicrous liberal nonsense of moral responsibility.

Do not be fain to follow in the footsteps of the feeble minded, there will be no castles in the air.  Driven by a recklessness and a lust for power, pathetic liberal morons will stop at nothing to pervert or  trivialize your freedoms. These are people who think you are too stupid to take care of yourself. The anger of the American people has lain fallow to long…..step up and speak without fear. As for me, I would  forever be persistently impenitent than suffer the onerous obligation of some liberal reverence.

Conjuring cringe-inducing memories of a Jimmy Carter on steroids, Obama and his rabble of like minded freaky zealots, with their abundance of snake oil promises, dreadfully banal political oratory and an intellectual dishonesty, evidenced in it’s audacity and tawdry motives, have recklessly turned a deaf ear and a blind eye to the American people. With a palpable sense of desperation, extortionate congressional vulgarians scamper lickety-split to put upon this country one of the most pernicious programs of our time. They would call it health care, I would call it….. slavish subjection!

If there are any in America that still don’t believe passing  this abomination is the beginning of the end to life as you know it, do the rest of us a favor…sharpen the closest pencil and stab yourself in the heart, you are nothing more than a tick on the productive butt of this country. I wouldn’t trust those perfidious, pompous asses on Capital Hill with small kitchen appliances,  let alone my health care!

With no rationally defensible motive, save that of conducting the people’s affairs  for their own personal advantage, feckless government lawmakers, tucked away in their fetid little bulwarks of vanity and ineptitude, plots with a feverish haste the trammels of your personal liberty. Full of promises to put gas in your car, pay the mortgage, help you lose weight, make you feel taller, look smarter and kill the weeds in your lawn, the brilliantly florid rhetoric is endless. Believe of it what you will, but there has been nothing in the conduct of these people that would inspire confidence.

Freedom does not suffer the foolish. Leave the orgasmic anticipation of all things liberal to the obtuse, languid sofa spuds. This is not the time for lazy neglect or despondence.  Get engaged. You can fight this radical bullshit with half your brain tied behind your back.

Suffering no afflictions of false modesty, but with the admission that a large ego is considered undesirable, if but one mind is opened, I would felicitously take the credit where it was due. Do not cower…..do not be fooled by the political hyperbole…..the time of the liberal’s condign punishment is fast coming. And if, I must needs go that the devil drives, let them drag me to it……revenge is sweetest at the ballot.

that’s my story and I’m sticking to it……..