Oops, taking your Twinkies is only the beginning. Now, I know what you might be thinking, it’s finally happened, he’s got one brain cell left…… and it’s fighting for dominance. No, no, I still use all the brains I have, and, all I can borrow.
As the health care fracas continues, it doesn’t take long to realize, this is one decidedly gnarly contest, and every one of you conservative, knuckle dragging neanderthals is responsible. Now, we may never know if any of their parents had actually ever begged any of them to run away from home, but our friendly, scatterbrained miscreants have all found their way to Capital Hill, and with them an unrelenting fervor to manipulate everything you do…..aaahh, the hypocrite’s masquerade of virtue.
Indifferent to the collective voices of the people, these scamps….. eager, hotheaded, impetuous, imprudent characters, dutifully labors to transform you into some kind of obsequious little munchkin, groveling before the great and powerful Oz-bama, in a liberal’s la la land.
Oh, it seems innocuous enough at first, you didn’t really need your Twinkies anyway, but then……maybe they don’t like the way you look, or maybe they don’t like the idea of your pipe smoking while writing articles, critical of government policy and pompous politicians. Or maybe…..you had a pre-existing condition, being legally blonde and all, or you’re just not from those socially acceptable places like….uh Chicago!
Obdurate and self important, believing no sacrifice is to great to save you from yourself, democrats are wont to complain, this is a cold, cruel,capitalistic world, begging intervention. Yeah, right!! We have suffered the scornful, sardonic grins of petulant liberals and their sordid politics to long. And while some, not all but some, might frown if we burned them at the stake, we can make sure this kabooky dance is done. Tell everyone, to tell everyone to make their voices heard. The power, isn’t what this government has done for the people, but rather what we have done for ourselves and each other. Do not quit this battle…there can be no compromise…the government doesn’t negotiate, it dictates. And I don’t know about you, but my freedom is more important, than any liberal slime-ball’s good idea.
