Oh yeah…..you’re toast!Please Login or Register to see the link. Anyone with the brains God gave a goose knows that Daisy Duke couldn’t possibly cause no trouble. As for our little smug mug, intellectually idle, ‘gas-huffing‘ liberals morons in Government, uh….not so much! Dudes, we’re knee deep in politicians with the management skills of celery, pandering to a demographic of inbred, underachievers with the reasoning abilities of the average garden slug, and….and we’ve all been getting heavier lately because the Government is putting all this bullshit ‘stuff’ in our heads.
Crikey! I can’t feel my butt anymore!
Okay, lets see how many more dishonest, greedy, pathologically self centered, conceited, lazy, mean spirited and stupid left wing dirtballs I can piss off….er, enlighten….
In the interest of fairness, (cool, huh? Liberals like that kinda talk) the current staff of ‘THEWORLDINSANITY….COOK UNFILTERED feels it cannot claim responsibility for any escaped left wing mental dirtballs chewing the flesh off your leg! I will however, always remember how much you scurrilous, duplicitious little meatheads have meant to me, even though my efforts to convince the U.S. Postal Service to create an ‘Obama really sucks‘ stamp have failed.
Soon you’ll be rushing home to comfort your computers, crying in your latte, monumentally and terminally dense, sounding like an even bigger jackass than before. At least there won’t be anymore upsetting nightmares about being chased by Tea Party grannies or falling off buildings, since you won’t be getting any sleep at all. Seriously, if you don’t suddenly have a stroke, some catastrophic styling gel mishap, fall into the Grand Canyon or get a migraine this freakin big, your chances of a complete recovery without a frontal lobotomy are probably pretty good. If you don’t like this Republic for some idiotic reason, I’m sure there is some other country that probably really sucks for you to go enjoy. Morons!
Love,
….cookunfiltered
